sometimes the primitive ancestor comes out of me when i see hot men
like if i see a man with sweaty back muscles i think “ he must do a lot of work to get a back like that and he’s sweating that’s hot”
sometimes i see a big belly and think “oh he must eat a lot and therefore has enough money to sustain an expensive lifestyle, i’m ovulating and ready”
its like the most basic conclusions i can draw from a glance and it makes me feral.
“his large biceps means he’s used to picking up heavy things he would be so useful in my life”
im a fucking caveman
i think it’s partially why i like ass so much like if he has a big ass he MUST be fertile and breedable. if he has a big belly he just has more room for babies. if his dick is fat he has a better chance of impregnating me. big balls means virility. big tris means he can throw a spear so far and fast. big legs means he can catch the animals for the hunt. tonight we dine on triceratops.
